Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out

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this is the end...

…my friend!

woke up to find the kitchen cupboards had all collapsed at the bunker

unrelated, decided the bunker needed a coffee table

bought a olde factory trolley off ebay and drove to tottenham to collect it.

i wasn't paying attention to where i was going: blindly following the shat-nav.

when the on-board, poshe lady told me 'you have reached your destination' i was not in toteenham, i was in walthamstow.

on the shat-nav map, there was just a direct line drawn between walthamstow and tottenham: through houses, roads and a couple of rivers.

does the shat-nav plot ley-lines or direct portals for getting me through space and time?

shat-nav only knows

mr.bunny was riding shotgun, leaning out of the window, enjoying the breeze.

we pulled up at some traffic lights and a police van pulled up alongside us.

i was just waiting for a bollocking of some kind: maybe something about securing your dog or driving without due care and attention when a policeman shouted over, 'is that an alapaha bulldog?'

'ur…yes it is' i said, wondering what his angle was (alpha blueblood bulldogs are NOT on the dangerous dogs list)

'nice one', said the policeman 'great dog' and drove off.

collected the olde factory trolley and RTB via clapton common which was FULL of hasidic jews in their traditional uniform.

felt so surreal that everyone in just that square mile(?) was dressed exactly the same.

like an episode of 'prisoner'

or some other acid-infused 70's psychedelia

at bunker i realised i didn't like the olde factory trolley so returned to tottenham and returned it.

'sorry for wasting your time, and mine', i sad to the unamused vendor.

loris and david came to bunker to say hello

i drove into town to meet my friend emma to see the 'slim aaron' exhibition at getty images.

then emma took me for dinner at dean street townhouse: white asparagus, morel and poached egg to start then lobster, prawn and cod mash with wilted spinach for mains…couldn't manage pudding…mmmm

Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out: April 03, 2014