Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out

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beautiful burnout

the reminder alarm i set on my phone, reminding me to top up perou-mobile engine coolant went off going 'WAKE UP!'

opening the bonnet, i was a little surprised to find a large rat under the hood.

he was a little surprised to her me scream 'AAAARGGH fuck off!'

i couldn't see which bit of my engine he'd been eating but he'd left poos where he'd been sitting.

geoff wondered how long he'd been there and if he'd been to brighton and back yesterday?

i have spent the majority of the day office-bound

retouching billie piper (still) and working with paper.

i am annoyed that i am not legally entitled to wear a dangerously thin motorbike helmet in this country.

i'm not planning on needing one anyway...

Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out: May 20, 2015