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hands free

hands free


drove west to see our friends tara and lee and childs in their new beautiful house

in the middle lane of the M25, lucy looked right to see the car slowing overtaking her in the outside lane was being driven by a guy holding a bowl in one hand and spooning food into his mouth with the other.

'wtf?' said lucy and seeing what was happening, i beeped her horn; the driver looked up and i applied the universal gesture for 'wanker'

'what??' the driver mouthed back looking genuinely confused at our outrage.

the driver in the outside lane dropped back, caught by traffic and z calmly said, 'guy's driving a tesla X on auto-pilot'

'let him catch up so i can make the sign again' i said to lucy

SHAME

had a lovely afternoon at tara and lee's

specifically did NOT pass on the email from the guy (i've never met before) that's been repeatedly hounding me to ask lee to write his best man speech jokes for him.

being available to all online isn't a modern benefit of technology

WKWYFL