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after a short night of broken sleep, with the hateful cat bringing in multiple live mice to fuck with, noisily, under our bed


got picked up early and delivered to Heathrow

where lady Lucy and i were picked up (in a 747) and delivered to Los Angeles 

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(photo: zepure Yukich)

after a fierce interrogation at immigration 

(WHY ARE YOU HERE? WHERE ARE YOU STAYING? WHAT WILL YOU BE DOING HERE? HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE SO CALLED FRIENDS OF YOURS? WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING?: i've been in and out of LA for 23 years: the TSA welcome's never been welcoming)

and after some issues at Avis where we went through 3 different rides in 15 minutes and once round the block (from dodge journeyman to Dodge Ram 1500 pickup to Ford Explorer)

ended up reunited with the other half of the chuckle SMUT brothers: fully awesome sunglasses are a pre-requisite for admission to this very small club.

obliterated with knackered and asleep by 8.30pm