assistant collectors' cards.
cut out and collect them all...

DTT

going unusually slowly, in no hurry for a late start, seeing how many mpg i could get.

off the M25 and up the A3 JUST past a 50mph speed camera, i inadvertently crept up to 60mph in time to get caught by a police mobile speed camera unit, hiding in the strong shadows under a bridge.

3 empty lanes of no-traffic.
i wonder why the police chose this (lucrative) place to set up?

MOST unamused.
especially as my last 3points were given to me by a policeman that apologised at the time because he knew the roadsigns were misleading and that was the reason they were waiting round the corner all day, writing out fines for muppets like me.

and even more unamused as the last time i got caught allegedly doing 80mph in a 50mph temporary speed limit on the M2, it cost me £3500 and two days in court to prove i was innocent and that the retired policeman operating the mobile unit was lying and knew it.

GO AND CATCH A PROPER CRIMINAL

photographed and filmed my good friend lee mack all afternoon, in westest london.
which is always easy.

and finished my afternoon photographing a justin bieber doll...don't ask.

DTT in heavy rain

sat in shoreditch house and spent a while repeatedly listening to driving lolita's track 'run' and writing notes.

che and andie came for lunch and to discuss our magazine schemes

stopped off at abrar's to discuss video tings

hid in 'the palm tree' pub with thunder and lightning going off around

RTF in heavy rain

first view EVA.
the georgian facade

it kind of extends some way to the right of frame.
built 1650ad


our house, in the middle of a field.

home be where my heart is

(photo: mrs.perou)

z in red on far left (riding a mountain bike)

woke up achy-brakey.

ali and emma came for the day.
went to our favourite 'the three mariners' in oare for a long, delicious lunch.

seb, steph, otto and floss came by late afternoon and dropped off their campervan pending new anti-campervan/anti-pollution rules in london.

accompanied maximum to his extra maths, saturday morning lesson.

RTF to attack the...

i should have utilised a chiild for scale.

it is/was 10 feet high and 8 feet wide.

'twas a long a gnarly fight.
but i am victorious, if not completely scratched, cut and torn

weeding on an industrial scale.

as my wife and i no longer swing, the 70's pampas grass in our front garden sending out coded messages (inviting people to come join us) HAD to go.


also
helped maximum make an 81 frame, 6.5sec , non-nonsensical, stop-animation film with lego.

tried to shoot some rabbits for dinner.
failed, as usual.

now getting merrily sozzled on champagne celebrating the death of pampas monster

and
yes, i have long arms.

i should do this for a living


in other news...could the dude with the warehouse for sale in east london sort out his life and let me put in an offer: SO annoying

an estate agent told me yesterday that our house was 'very bohemian'.
he also used the words 'darling buds of may'
then apologised in case that caused offence.

'strong individual taste' was discussed previously by another estate agent.

mrs.perou had me put up mickey today.
she has already decided it's coming down again

word to any prospective burglars:
when you bust in shouting 'where's all the money?' don't be surprised when we answer 'you're standing in it'

also on this note...much love to spanish assistant maria who had people trying to break into her basement flat in london at 4am last week

and sadly i won't be getting the victorian bullldog bitch puppy that someone was asking £2500 for today.
but i WILL be buying a puppy bitch soon with considerable bite/damage power.

BIG SHOUT out to my friends at the launch of our group show 'lewd' in NY organised by GG
i am sad that i am not there.
let's all blame kanye