Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out

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biohazard

once upon a time, my fridge was full of colour film.

then it was full of strongbow

now its full of vaccines.

this morning i paid a nurse to give me meningitis, yellow fever and cholera.

i got her to do the same for my spanish lady friend too.

tawfiq james and diana painted the bunker and started on the roof for 'durty alley'

there were more water sports.

RTF feeling like utter shite, for a familiarisation day at maximum's new super-secondary-school.

it's VERY different to chailey comprehensive where i went 1981-1986:

he'll have to carry a 'uniform card' at all times and if his uniform isn't being worn correctly (i.e.. if there aren't four stripes on his tie, or if his shirt is untucked) he'll get a 'uniform strike': 3 strikes it's a trip to the headmaster etc...

and there's a biometric fingerprint system for paying for lunch.

they appear to have their own space program too...?

still, 50% of pupils get to oxford or cambridge and 80% of the students end up in russell group (the other best) universities.

it was all very exciting but i am SO glad i don't have to go to secondary school this summer.

and i feel sorry for maximum that he's going to an all-boys school: i enjoyed the company of girls everyday during my secondary education ...but then again i know i probably wasted a ton of mental energy chasing skirt / getting off with girls / getting chucked by girls / getting heartbroken by girls.

girls are for weekends and holidays.

that's how i roll too these days...weekdays are for working.

Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out: July 04, 2013