Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out

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good work the chicken that laid this egg

ok: it was a goose

shame it wasn't golden: how i would treasure that goose

round these parts chicken eggs are £1.20 for 6

z came back saying goose eggs were £1.50

so i said get the goose eggs for breakfast.

i didn't realise they were £1.50 EACH

apparently the goose that laid this egg gave z a mean look after he'd paid for it and was heading home

so z stopped and deliberately showed the goose that he was taking their egg for breakfast

i'm going to eat your unborn child

mum-mum and dad-dad came to stay late last night

today it rained most of the day

went for lunch in faversham

went for walk through the forest at dusk

a horse called 'rule the world' won the grand national.

i didn't bet but i liked the sound of 'shut the front door'

Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out: April 09, 2016